Where do you get this stuff?

My wife is not really happy with my various Internet postings... She wrote me today:

Where do you get this stuff? I 'm reading it and I have to wonder about how much time you spend looking through useless junk in order to find anything of worth. You like to forsake your family for this junk? Good choice. It will keep you warm at night... I'd put this as a comment on your muse account, but I didn't think it was the right platform for the cause. Maybe you can create a new blog for the "save my personal life cause"... you have your political, school, and secret blog,....where do I post comments when I'm irritated with you, without making you seem like some sort of jerk? I don't want it to look like you neglect your family for the computer, I just want you to take an interest, and sometimes I feel like being scathing about the whole thing in writing.... I don't think your blog is the place to put it..mayhap it is just an internet thing.

Perhaps this will be the blog for the cause to save my personal life.